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I am a sparse Tumblr user at best, but momentous things happened in my life today, most of which were recounted by the dailywh.at. Clearly I’m an individual.

1. Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller is baaaack. “How can I be expected to go to work on a day like this?” I’m right there with ya.

2. Ben Folds Five is reuniting! Hello, angsty high school years. I can’t even… does that mean my signed memorabilia is worth less now?

3. Today is officially Gossip Girl day, as proclaimed by Michael Bloomberg. You know me. I love gossip.

4. Shit Liz Lemon Says. That is all. http://chzb.gr

5. The news ticker on the bottom of the Republican debate tonight reading “Pat and Vanna smashed behind the wheel” re: hosting the game show drunk.

6. I’ve officially had a Greek salad for lunch every day this week. This is not an accomplishment, but come on you guys, today’s was from Chef Geoff’s and had chunks of goat feta, three types of olives and spicy seared tuna. How could that be bad?